Humor

So, as much as I'd like to say something philosophical, I'd instead like to tell everyone a humorous story.
So, I'm going to pick up The Lady Friend, cause her ride got super lost in my neighborhood, and I figured it would just be best if I met them at a place we both knew. So, I pull up to this three-way stop that's right across from the park in my neighborhood. The Lady Friend is stopped at the stop-sign at the stop on my right, so I figure I'll just make the right, turnaround and pick her up.
Well, as I roll up to my stop-sign, there's this lady there with what had to be her 4 grand kids and they're walking up to cross the street to go to the park. This would be completely normal, if it weren't for the fact that the lady and her grand kids were trying to cross on the side that didn't have a cross walk. All they had to do was cross to the other side of the street and voila, cross walk! But they didn't. So as I go to stop the lady just starts gesturing at me, and starts yelling. I guess I rolled past the line, which, when you're paying attention to someone gesturing wildly at you and yelling, isn't a big surprise. I couldn't really hear what she was saying because I was playing music, but I heard something about "you could've hit us!"
Whatever lady, all you had to do was take your lazy ass and your grandkids across the street and this would've never happened.
Anyway, I went and turned around and stopped to pick up The Lady Friend and the lady and her grandkids were now at the park. As soon as I get out of the car, she goes ballistic and starts yelling and cussing like crazy. I couldn't really hear her again but everytime she said something her grandkids would laugh hysterically, so I'm pretty sure she was cussing, and those kids were laughing alot. I just shrugged at her and laughed at her. SHe knew what I was doing, so she just yelled more.
As I was leaving with The Lady Friend, we drove by the park, and the old lady was still yelling, so The Lady Friend waved at her, and the old lady proceeded to flip us off.
HAHAHAHAHA. Stupid old lady.
Did I stop at the stop sign? Yes. Did I roll through some? Admittedly, I did. But I only did because she was busy yelling at me and I was paying attention to her.
And next time old lady, take your kids to the marked cross walk, and wait there. Maybe then you won't have to worry about your precious grand kids and maybe, just maybe you can teach them to cross safely instead of teaching them to do whatever they want and that cuss words are a good thing. Because all you've taught your kids today is that cussing is a big joke.

The Kid
~Platinum